Category : LOVE/MARRIAGE JOKES
Busted!Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course, I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed
Wife: ---silence---
Husband: Sh*t.
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