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Money Tattoo

A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.

What can I do for you? asked the tattoo artist.

Well, the man replied, I want a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my p*nis.

I've never had that request before. Do you mind if I ask why?

Well, I really like watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I'll tell you, my wife can blow a hundred dollars better than anyone I've known!

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