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How Long is It?

A boy and his Grandfather went to go on a fishing trip.

When they got out there the grandfather pulled out a cigar and lit it up and started puffing it.

The boy asked if he could have one; the grandfather replied can your d*ck reach your a*s? The boy replied no.

The grandfather said no.

Then the Grandfather pulled out a beer and the boy asked if he could have one; he said once again can you d*ck reach your a*s. He said no, and the grandfather said no then.

Then the grandfather pulled out a porno and the boy asked to look at it, and he said can your d*ck reach your a*s; he said no, and the grandfather once again said no then.

Then the boy pulled out some PB&J sandwiches that his Mother made for him; The grandfather asked if he could have one.
The boy said can your d*ck reach your a*s, the grandfather said yeah.

The boy said then go F*CK YOURSELF!!

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