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Federal Protection

150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. And that
was the beginning of the Secret Service (a lot of good it did Pres. Lincoln).

Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter alphabet agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA,
BATF, etc.

Now we have a new one, the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."

Can't you visualize them now, these highly trained men and women in their black nylon jackets with their initials in bold yellow letters embroidered across their backs:

"FATA*S."

I feel safer already.

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