Category : OTHER JOKES
Borrow a SpannerMick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "you are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out "You b*stard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f***ing b*stard!!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of
these outbursts from you or I shall hold you in contempt!
Now what is the problem?" Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow a f***ing spanner he said he didn't have one!!"
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